My Goals for 2009

2009-03-23T00:38:00.001-07:00

Gah!!! StumbleUpon, quit giving me the "You've visited all *categories* pages," nonsense, and allow me to Stumble freely.

2009-03-22T23:32:00.001-07:00

#MrTweet I recommend @420thoughts because she's an incredibly down to earth person, who's also really sweet, always awesome to talk to.

2009-03-22T21:39:00.001-07:00

Operation Bathe Toddlermonster: Completed,

2009-03-22T19:56:00.001-07:00

So... Finding Spongebob coloring sheets is NOT enough to appease the Toddlermonster.

2009-03-22T19:10:00.001-07:00

I will be so glad when I have reached weight loss happiness, Toddlermonster seems to think squishing my belly fat is amusing.

2009-03-22T18:39:00.003-07:00

RT @T_G_Cornholio: THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLIO EEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2009-03-22T18:39:00.001-07:00

Retweeting the following tweet, because it is hilarious.

2009-03-22T18:38:00.001-07:00

And the bathroom is officially........................ CLEANSIFICATED!!!!!! I have obliterated the bathroom germbunnies!!!

2009-03-22T18:36:00.001-07:00

Due to Metallica overload on Liquid Metal (I like their earlier music only), I have activated the Last.Fm station application.

2009-03-22T17:47:00.001-07:00

Ok, I'm officially on techno overload, been jamming to Sirius's Area for the past hour. I'm thinking metal may need to happen.

2009-03-22T17:07:00.001-07:00

Poor, poor snowmen: http://is.gd/iivm

2009-03-22T16:45:00.001-07:00

Hilarious: http://is.gd/nH87 // http://is.gd/n44w // http://is.gd/ncQG // http://is.gd/ncSr

2009-03-22T16:20:00.001-07:00

This is the CUTEST non-child related picture I've EVER seen: http://is.gd/omuZ

2009-03-22T16:07:00.001-07:00

It must be the Toddlermonster and Babymuffin's "Let's Drive Mommy Crazy day".

2009-03-22T15:05:00.001-07:00

I'm very disappointed with Blip.Fm right now.. It won't let me look up the Barry White song I wanted to listen to... Yes, I said Barry White

2009-03-22T14:44:00.001-07:00

Mmmm, Subway roasted chicken breast on 9 grain honey oat, with all the veggies, and a dobble of oil, vinegar, and oregano... Happy tummy.

2009-03-22T14:38:00.001-07:00

RT @ADHDParenting: http://ping.fm/dQWu9 We're on. Come join us.

2009-03-22T13:56:00.001-07:00

RT @MyPreciousKid: Baby Sign Language article http://ping.fm/TpjGz

2009-03-21T16:05:00.001-07:00

RT @denyseduhaime: YOU ARE IMPORTANT! YOU are the one that you have to be true to!

2009-03-19T21:38:00.001-07:00

Google.com has the cutest logo right now, I totally love Eric Carle.

2009-03-19T21:00:00.001-07:00

I badly want the Schick Quattro Trim Style.

2009-03-19T20:57:00.001-07:00

I badly want the Shick Quattro Trim Style.

2009-03-19T20:52:00.003-07:00

RT @Toni_GPB: RT @couponprincess: RT: Table Topper for Toddlers by Neat Solutions Giveaway http://ping.fm/vptZl few entries!

2009-03-19T20:52:00.001-07:00

RT @KeepItClassyJen: RT @goodiesformom Only need three more followers to get me to 1500. Please help my by RTing!

2009-03-19T20:48:00.001-07:00

So.... Pant leg bottom brushes up against the top of my foot, I start freakin' out, thinkin' a spider's crawling on my foot.. Silly me.

2009-03-19T19:46:00.001-07:00

Moms: How did you get your teething children to quit grinding their teeth (if they did)??

2009-03-19T17:28:00.001-07:00

RT @KellyOlexa: "How to lose your job in 140 characters or less" http://bit.ly/eUmH OMG via @TheBrandBuilder EPIC

2009-03-19T17:23:00.001-07:00

RT @wastebasket: Win 5 coupons for a free 16 0z. bottle of POM Wonderful's 100% Pomegranate Juice! http://twurl.nl/k5jkyf

2009-03-19T14:00:00.001-07:00

I want something spinachy.

2009-03-19T13:51:00.001-07:00

Twitter needs to quit filing my updates to the Twitter Abyss.

2009-03-19T13:39:00.001-07:00

RT @Meghan1018: RT @womencount: http://ping.fm/m63xg

2009-03-19T12:51:00.001-07:00

RT @SharneseLaNier: "Look deep, deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."~ Albert Einstein ~

2009-03-19T12:49:00.001-07:00

LMAO!!!! April for the Happy Cow auditions, HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

2009-03-19T12:44:00.001-07:00

RT @couponprincess: RT: See Kai Run Spring Shoes Giveaway! http://ow.ly/17gY

2009-03-19T12:24:00.001-07:00

RT @anime_crazy: Tell your friend that she can eat peppermints or chew gum also. It gets the saliva flowing to calm the burn. HTH too.

2009-03-19T11:43:00.001-07:00

For Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards.... None of the bands displayed are within my favorite, thankfully I'm not eligible to vote.

2009-03-19T11:27:00.001-07:00

Scale now says I weigh 4 lbs lighter than what I did on Tuesday... Looks like I'm going to have to get a second opinion.

2009-03-19T11:14:00.001-07:00

Killer stroller giveaway, thanks to @ClassyMommy: http://is.gd/o3J0

2009-03-19T10:53:00.001-07:00

RT @mombloggersclub: If you see a tweet going arnd abt Mom Bloggers Club giving awaya $10k scholarship 2 moms, don't believe it.It's not me.

2009-03-19T04:37:00.001-07:00

I think sleep must happen, even if it's just a naplet.

2009-03-19T04:26:00.001-07:00

I have thwarted the eyelashes intrusion into my eyeball!!!!!!!

2009-03-19T04:21:00.001-07:00

Currently: I have an eyelash trying to get into my right eyeball, just poking my eyeball.... Must take care of this.

2009-03-19T04:15:00.001-07:00

Well crap, I've accidentally frozen my Under the Radar Jell-O, Under the Radar, because Toddlermonster hath eaten all but 3/12 of them.

2009-03-19T03:49:00.001-07:00

Why Disney channel, must you play the same "What A Life" segment for a month at a time?! Don't you know repetition makes some people ill?

2009-03-19T03:19:00.001-07:00

Scratch the tea idea, sleep must happen.

2009-03-19T03:18:00.001-07:00

I think it's time for more tea/

2009-03-19T03:17:00.001-07:00

I think it's time for more tea.

2009-03-19T02:55:00.001-07:00

you and them have been together, thank you Google, for reassuring me that I've always been second best or less.

2009-03-19T02:53:00.001-07:00

It's amazing what you can find with Google..... Especially when it's your current S/O's adult social networking site profiles, created while

2009-03-18T19:56:00.001-07:00

OOOOH!!! I want these: http://is.gd/nXpP // http://is.gd/nXqF

2009-03-18T19:42:00.001-07:00

RT @rthastar: Great book for the Go Green Movement http://ping.fm/ZGgGr

2009-03-18T18:49:00.003-07:00

RT @Toni_GPB: RT PLEASE! I am 1 follower away from 3000! lol

2009-03-18T18:49:00.001-07:00

Footwear I Really Want: http://is.gd/nX6k // http://is.gd/nX6t // http://is.gd/nX6K // http://is.gd/nX70

2009-03-18T15:27:00.001-07:00

Oy, email again, from Person I Haven't Spoken to in 2 Years, another forwarded one, this one 50 x's more mind-numbing than the last. Ewwww.

2009-03-17T22:42:00.001-07:00

Ok, so Twitter just duplicated messages I got like a minute ago. It's cool, I can deal with Twitter-spewage.

2009-03-17T22:06:00.001-07:00

I've wasted 97,500 Seconds or 1,625 Minutes or 27.08 Hours or 1.13 Days with 3,250 Tweets on Twitter! http://tweetwasters.com

2009-03-17T22:02:00.001-07:00

RT @retrohousewife5: Where do you guys post your giveaways??

2009-03-17T15:44:00.001-07:00

RT @greggrunberg: Or better yet, pick up your copy here. http://bandfromtv.org - benefits CANCER. EPILEPSY. AUTISM. SAVE THE CHILDREN!!

2009-03-17T15:37:00.001-07:00

Wow, at least 5 people within the last 2 days have unfollowed me, it's good I look for quality and not quantity.

2009-03-17T14:39:00.001-07:00

I think I'll make some spaghetti.

2009-03-17T14:36:00.001-07:00

Spam Wenches be gone!!!!!!

2009-03-17T14:04:00.001-07:00

Now, peoples who watch the Disney channel, anyone else notice that within 3 of the original Suite Life, that Kim Rhodes holds her arms out?

2009-03-17T14:01:00.001-07:00

VIVA LOS BAGELOSITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-03-17T13:28:00.001-07:00

Zac Efron's "Scream" seems to have earned the Toddlermonster Seal of Approval, just said, "Cool." after video was played on Disney channel.

2009-03-17T13:18:00.001-07:00

Toddlermonster seems to think laying/sitting/playing/lollygagging where I'm trying to walk is funny.

2009-03-17T13:06:00.001-07:00

Currently I am: Chillaxxxxxin'. So unbelievably tired today, I don't know what to do with myself.

2009-03-17T12:30:00.001-07:00

RT @andreasmiling: Please RT: Giving away 4 tickets this week to Ringling Bros. in Bmore or Fairfax: http://ping.fm/FTUxd

2009-03-17T02:07:00.001-07:00

According to the scale, it says I've lost 10 lbs, 10 lbs in 3 weeks, thank you strep throat and swollen lymph nodes!!!!

2009-03-17T02:02:00.001-07:00

RT @TannersDad: http://ping.fm/vg0Dy

2009-03-17T00:31:00.001-07:00

Whoa, wait a minute, since when did it get to be 1:30 AM MST?! That would explain why I keep getting Sleep Blur.

2009-03-16T22:59:00.001-07:00

RT @princesstimetoy: Please feel free to RT all my contests 4 me while I'm gone - http://ping.fm/VMe37 THANKS! Night!

2009-03-16T22:49:00.003-07:00

RT @BlogWellDone: Hey night owls: Lots of great prizes left for StartBeingProductive.com relaunch: http://ping.fm/L75N1 Please RT!

2009-03-16T22:49:00.001-07:00

RT @autismfamily: if UR in L A & want a chance 2 be @ President Obama's townhall dwntwn,fill this out http://ping.fm/xqjKo

2009-03-16T22:46:00.001-07:00

RT @autismfamily: 1pm Thurs. March 19th TOWN HALL W/ PREZ BARACK OBAMA Miguel Contreras Learning Complex, 322 S. Lucas Av., L.A., CA 90017

2009-03-16T22:43:00.001-07:00

RT @greggrunberg: 30K coming up fast. Help a brutha out.

2009-03-16T21:33:00.001-07:00

I think a serious nap may be in order.

2009-03-16T21:32:00.001-07:00

RT @phaemarie: RT @iceballz: 1. Go to google.com 2. Type in 'find chuck norris' and click I'm Feeling Lucky 3. :D http://short.to/2fee

2009-03-16T21:25:00.001-07:00

Muh Twitterz is slow, watch at the most inopportune time it starts spitting messages at me.

2009-03-16T21:24:00.001-07:00

RT @Sleepy_AVON: There are no classes nlife 4 beginners: right away U R always asked to deal with what is most difficult. Rainer Maria Rilke

2009-03-16T20:36:00.001-07:00

RT @BillTamminga: Free networking Friday 11A- 12:30 PM at Fox/Hound, 5150 E. Arapahoe Rd. Littleton. @chuckblakeman is speaking at 12:30! RT

2009-03-16T20:16:00.001-07:00

W.T.Fjord?!?! ANOTHER CRANK MOVIE?! WHY MUST JASON STATHAM TORTURE ME SO!?!?

2009-03-16T19:04:00.001-07:00

RT @autismfamily: another site doing autism webinars http://ping.fm/Fk784

2009-03-16T18:41:00.001-07:00

Ladies, how would you deal with this? http://is.gd/nAyr

2009-03-16T18:34:00.001-07:00

RT @BlogWellDone: Lots of great prizes left for StartBeingProductive.com relaunch: http://ping.fm/L75N1 Please RT!

2009-03-16T17:54:00.001-07:00

Ow times a thousand, Toddlermonster keeps pulling me back to hug me, his hands slipped, landed right around my still very swollen lymph node

2009-03-16T16:40:00.001-07:00

Awesome Sandwich = Happy Tummy.

2009-03-16T16:36:00.003-07:00

RT @andreasmiling: Earth Hour -- 8:30 PM March 29, 2009 -- turn off your lights for one hour -- www.earthhour.org

2009-03-16T16:36:00.001-07:00

Second sandwich of turkey and pepper jack with a splotch of mustard..... Overkill.

2009-03-16T16:32:00.001-07:00

Turkey and pepper jack on wheat with a splotch of mustard.... How I love thee.

2009-03-16T16:26:00.001-07:00

I hath commanded the pepper jack cheese to open, told it I'd beat it if it didn't open.... Obviously being eaten and digested is better.

2009-03-16T15:22:00.001-07:00

So cute.... Babymuffin knows how to dance, bouncy dances, but, nonetheless, dances.

2009-03-16T15:21:00.001-07:00

RT @tmhmom: Hyperbaric oxygen may improve functioning in autistic children. http://bit.ly/LTIeG

2009-03-16T14:59:00.001-07:00

Debating on doing a full-on Twitter cleanup.

2009-03-16T14:30:00.001-07:00

RT @TwilightEarth: Aspen Tweeps - Writer friend needs a couch to crash on for Aspen Enviro Conference. Help a Green guy out? Please RT.

2009-03-16T11:32:00.001-07:00

RT @zaibatsu: Digg Founder Launches WeFollow, A User-Generated Twitter Directory http://bit.ly/xCzeq PLZ RT

2009-03-16T11:22:00.001-07:00

And now I know why it was Winter-esque in here, Toddlermonster decided to turn the thermostat down to 39°F.......

2009-03-16T02:42:00.001-07:00

Going to sleep, I knew it'd all be pointless, and thank you Mike, for adjusting the kids to the worst sleep schedule ever, really, thank you

2009-03-16T01:46:00.001-07:00

Now to wait on the sheet to get done in the dryer, wheee.

2009-03-16T01:04:00.001-07:00

And, I even got all prettied up.... Hoping it'd be appreciated, alas, as usual, another effort down the drain.

2009-03-16T00:56:00.001-07:00

Thinking the shower would definitely make me tired: FAIL.